Jimmy Valmer faces a dilemma because he begins to experience spontaneous premature erections (although they only occur when Jimmy is the focus of attention). Even after looking forward to it for some time, this makes him afraid to enter the South Park Elementary Talent Show for fear that he would be embarrassed by the audience in front of the entire school. He consults Butters Stotch, the only kid in town whom he thinks would be unlikely to make fun of him. Butters explains to him that if a man's penis is erect, he needs to put it into a woman's vagina and it will \"sneeze some milk\". After this, he says, the penis will weaken again. Jimmy concludes that if he does not want to get an erection during his performance, he should have intercourse before he goes up. He attempts to arrange a date with a girl named Shauna from school, with Cartman's help. Jimmy ruins his date when he says, \"I am so glad you think so Shauna, because I really want to stick my penis into your vagina.\" When this ultimately fails, he goes to the red-light district of town called Colfax Point (based on a suggestion from Officer Barbrady), trying to get laid, while at the same time the Talent Show starts back at school.
Jimmy freaks out when he starts getting erections and plans to get rid of them before he has to perform stand-up at the school's talent show. Children Are Innocent: When Butters is explaining to Jimmy how an erection works, he says that the penis \"sneezes milk\". Earpiece Conversation: One of Jimmy's attempts to have sex with a girl, believing it will solve his erection problem, is to have Cartman tell him what to say to one in a date using this. It did not work. Gag Penis: During his nightmare, Jimmy's erection grows to a size very large for his proportions. Groin Attack: After having a Catapult Nightmare about a random erection ruining the talent show for him, Jimmy furiously punches his penis out of frustration, only to then clutch it in agony from the pain. Hair-Trigger Sound Effect: A jingling of bells can be heard whenever Jimmy finds out his penis hardens. Pet the Dog: Cartman tries to help Jimmy with his love life. Raging Stiffie: What kicks off Jimmy's side of the plot is him trying to stop getting one on a talent show. \"Shaggy Dog\" Story: Jimmy went through all the trouble to get himself laid in hopes of preventing his unwanted erections for the talent show, only to find out that all that does not work in the end. Shout-Out: Cartman does an impression of Tony Montana for his act in the talent show. The Unreveal: The winner of the talent show, as the episode ends on Jimmy getting another boner during his stand up routine.
\"Erection Day\" is the seventh episode in the ninth season of the American animated television series South Park. The 132nd episode overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 20, 2005. In the episode, South Park Elementary's talent show is coming up and everyone expects Jimmy to win. Jimmy is elated to perform his stand-up comedy routines, but begins to suffer from unwanted erections and tries to resolve the problem.
Jimmy faces a dilemma because he begins to experience random erections. This makes him afraid to perform his stand-up comedy routine at the South Park Elementary Talent Show for fear that he would be embarrassed in front of the entire school. He consults Butters, the only kid in town whom he expects not to make fun of him. Butters explains to him about sexual intercourse; Jimmy concludes that if he does not want to get an erection during his performance, he should have intercourse before he goes up. He attempts to arrange a date with a girl from school, with Cartman's help. When this ultimately fails, he goes to Colfax Avenue, the red-light district of town based on a suggestion from Officer Barbrady, looking for sex.
While the talent show begins at the school, Jimmy picks up an obese, STD-ridden prostitute known as Nut-Gobbler. The naïve Jimmy attempts to woo her but her pimp comes in and, thinking she is betraying him, grabs her and goes off to kill her. Jimmy summons a taxi, and a car chase ensues. In the end, Jimmy manages to distract the pimp with his comedy routine, while Nut-Gobbler subdues him with a club to the back of the head. Jimmy, presumably after having sex with the hooker, arrives at the talent show and hurries onstage at the last minute. He begins his routine, but then suddenly gets another erection.
Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl's vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins. 59ce067264